Chapter 51: Watch a movie to catch a traitor

Since coming to Fenghai City, Kai Wei has never heard this piece of music again. When he listened to it now, memories suddenly filled his mind. It was this music that accompanied him and his roommates through countless lonely days and nights.

Everyone wanted receipts, but nobody wanted to be the person caught holding them.

Immediately afterwards, an unsightly scene came into view. The two students looked straight at it, especially the boy, with eager eyes, as if they had seen this thing for the first time in their lives.

Nick Nie suddenly pushed Wei Ge next to him: "Your business is done, why are you still here? Damn it, your saliva is drooling all over my hands."

After driving Wei Ge out, Nick Nie said to the pair of students, "The salary mentioned before was 10,000 per hour. Now the price has been increased. It is 10,000 per minute. As long as you dub this AV, the dubbing must be very fascinating, very enjoyable, and very funny. Do you understand?"

The two students looked at each other and thought of this, they both nodded firmly at the same time.

This is the reason why Nick Nie came to them, because students with good conditions will definitely not be at their mercy for tens of thousands of dollars. Although it is Nick Nie who took advantage of the poor people's mentality of wanting money, but the thought of having money but not making money is simply a bastard's thought is deeply ingrained in everyone's heart. The only difference is that the price on everyone's head is different.

Nick Nie chose a shorter film, twenty minutes in total, with no plot, only action.

"Ah, sir, how can I create a funny effect? How can such a thing be so funny?" the girl shouted.

Nick Nie was also worried and looked at Kai Wei. Kai Wei had an idea and called the famous wretched boy Wei Xiaojun.

The idea Wei Xiaojun gave him was simple: "Two words, exaggerate, for example, call the stick a rocket handle." All kinds of unpleasant words came out of Wei Xiaojun's mouth.

After Nick Nie and Kai Wei waited outside for twenty minutes, two students came out, and the boy was hugging the girl.

"You two are a couple," Kai Weiana said dullly.

"The relationship has just been established," the boy said with an embarrassed blush.

Girls are more generous than boys. "We wanted to make the dubbing more like it, so we did it ourselves."

Shit, Kai Wei, Nick Nie, and Wei Ge sighed almost at the same time.

Kai Wei said to Nick Nie, "I didn't expect that we would have a wonderful marriage."

After that, Nick Nie handed the two students a piece of paper and asked them to write the content of the dubbing on it in Chinese and rivalanese.

Looking at the Chinese translation of the conversation, it really makes people want to laugh:

Woman: Oops, your rocket is so red, is it about to be launched?

Man: There are so many crops growing on your Grand Canyon

Woman: Hurry up and shoot down the rocket

Man: Rockets are furniture from the sky. You should turn the Grand Canyon upside down and catch my rockets.

The video lasts for 20 minutes, and 10,000 per minute is equivalent to 200,000. Nick Nie gave 210,000 to these two students, and the extra 10,000 was said to be a love envelope for them. The two students were very happy. Before leaving, they claimed that they would call them if there was another similar job and that the price was negotiable.

The next day, the Golden World was booked out. The largest hall could accommodate more than a hundred people. The famous waiter and movie star treated the guests in the name of condolences to the employees. The guests were the more than one hundred people who were recruited by Nick Nie a year ago.

"Ladies and gentlemen, Colon." The actor was drunk and raised his glass. "Everyone, Colon."

Everyone was amused by him and laughed non-stop, but the actor remained shameless and said, "It's been one year since we started working here. On the occasion of the New Year, on the occasion of this anniversary, I would like to thank you all for your continued support and cooperation in my work."

"Hahahahahahaha" Most of the employees below were also very drunk, either really or pretending to be drunk. They were all leaning forward and backward, laughing from ear to ear.

"Uh" the actor burped, "Who the hell farted?"

"Hahahahahahaha"

"Hey, I won't say more, it's all in the wine." The actor raised his glass and drank it all. Some of the others followed him, while others took a symbolic sip.

The actor was groggy and swaying. When he walked to the crowd, he saw a person wearing a hat. He took off that person's hat and threw it out. "The big man wears a hat."

"Hey, why can't men wear hats?" a person next to him shouted, and others also followed suit.

"Don't you understand? Do you know where the hat came from?"

People shook their heads.

"Would you like to hear the origin of the hat?" the actor shouted.

"think"

"Well, give me three drinks and then I'll tell everyone the story of the hat."

Everyone perked up when they heard the actor telling stories, because almost every word of the actor was humorous, and he was even more salivating when he told stories. Every sentence was a joke, and it was sure to make people laugh. So, either really drinking or pretending to drink, everyone poured three cups of liquid into their mouths.

"Applause well," the actor said slowly, "Everyone, the colon story begins."

The actor took a deep breath and continued like a tongue twister:

"Everyone has worn a hat. Whether it protects against cold and wind, or covers baldness and beauty, hats have always been active in people's lives. Even if you ignore its existence, it has always existed. But few people know the origin of this thing that has existed for thousands of years. It started a long time ago."

"Back then, there was a young, strong man in his twenties named Erbang. He was very lustful and went to whoring all day long. However, his family was not rich, and soon all the money in the family was gone to him."

"He felt guilty about his wife, so he castrated himself secretly because there was no treatment at the time, so he died like this."

"Later, when he arrived at the Palace of the King of Hell, the King of Hell saw that his lifespan had not expired, so he ordered the bull-headed horse-faced men to take the two sticks to the warehouse to collect an organ, and then send him back to the earth."

"After arriving at the warehouse, Niutou directly pulled out an organ and installed it on Erbang, but Erbang still didn't want to return to the earth."

"At this time, Ma looked unhappy and said, what? Su Shao suddenly pulled out another organ and placed it on the top of his head with a snap."

"Erbang is scared. If I don't leave, this guy won't turn me into a hedgehog."

"In desperation, Erbang returned to the world, but now he has something on his head. It's too ugly to see people. So, his wife sewed a cloth bag for him to put on his head. Erbang put it on and was no longer afraid to go out. People around him saw that he was wearing this thing that not only prevented the cold, but also looked good, so they followed suit."

"From then on, there were hats in the world."

"Hahahahahaha" from the beginning to the end of the story, the laughter didn't stop.

Then the actor patted the person who had just put on the hat on the head, "Hey, so wear less hats from now on, otherwise others will think you are trying to cover that thing."

"Hahahahaha" everyone laughed even brighter.

The actor also laughed hard, but suddenly he was extremely happy and sad, and cried "Wow" so hard.

This 180-degree reversal made everyone not know whether to laugh or cry. He was the leader, and he was crying, so we couldn't laugh. However, the jokes just now were still fresh in our ears, and I couldn't hold back even if I didn't want to laugh. So, all of their faces seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and looking like crying but not crying. In one word, they looked like they were laughing and crying.

The actor leaned on the table and kept tapping the table with his cup, "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"""""""Two sticks, two sticks, it would be great if you could even give me the organs on your head""

After hearing this, everyone was surprised at first, and seemed to understand what was going on, so they looked at each other in confusion.

Maybe the actor felt that what he said was too vague, so he simply shouted: "I'm still telling you stories, but in fact I am a eunuch." Then he rolled on the ground and cried bitterly.

"This" everyone finally stopped laughing and helped him up in a friendly manner, and the hilarious scene became so sad that only the actor was capable of acting like this.

Kai Wei and Nick Nie, who were hiding in the monitoring room, were also experiencing fluctuations in emotions following the actor's acting skills.

Kai Wei pointed at the screen, "Hey, this guy, isn't he really a eunuch? Look at how painful he is."

"Hahahaha" Nick Nie said with a smile, "If this guy's words are worthy of belief, he won't be called the Best Actor anymore. Sometimes this guy even lies to me. He even told me before that he studied excavator at Luxiang. Fortunately, I'm not stupid and didn't believe him."

"I'll go." Kai Wei sighed, and then murmured in his heart, he told me the same thing, I really believed it, I'm a sucker for feelings.

What also makes Kai Wei curious is, "This guy doesn't tell the truth, why do you still reuse him?"

"You forgot what I told you. Everyone has their uses. Although this person talks nonsense, he is still loyal. Save it for later use."

The scene returned to the hall. The actor pushed away the people who were helping him, and suddenly walked towards the wall-mounted TV. He took out a USB flash drive from his pocket and inserted it into it. "This is how I feel about being a man." After saying that, he ignored everyone and moved a stool to sit in front of the TV, watching Tokyo Hot without blinking.

In the monitoring room:

"Hurry up and change the direction of the video. I want to see everyone's faces clearly," Nick Nie shouted to the staff.

After a while, Nick Nie pointed to an employee on the screen with a sweet smile on his face, "He"

Several staff members put their heads in front of the screen and looked carefully at the person Nick Nie pointed to.

Nick Nie solemnly ordered, "Keep an eye on him carefully after the reception. In order to prevent him from discovering you, you will change a group of people every half an hour and follow him 24 hours a day. Everywhere he goes, you must report to me what he does."

"I understand." One person finished replying and led the others out of the monitoring room.

Nick Nie lazily leaned back on his chair, "Haha, give a love action movie a funny dubbing and no subtitles. Chinese people can't understand it. They only watch the action. Only people who understand rivalanese can hear the humor in it. Whoever laughs understands rivalanese and is a spy. Your crooked methods are really good."

Well, Nick Nie, I spent tens of thousands of brain cells to come up with an idea, but you called it a crooked idea. Kai Wei was dissatisfied, and then said, "Yeah, yeah, it's just a crooked trick, so don't praise me. By the way, do you think we will wrongly accuse a good person? What if the person laughing is one of our own, but he only understands rivalanese?"

Nick Nie smiled and said, "How can there be so many coincidences? You must like to find faults and find faults when reading novels."

Kai Wei remained silent