Chapter 26: Toilet Conspiracy

The reception was going on in an orderly manner, with the sounds of clinking glasses, chugging of wine, slapping horses, and bragging after drinking. Come together.

Low-key, the whole situation had group-chat disaster written all over it.

Because Kai Wei had exchanged water for wine in advance, his mind was very clear. When everyone was drunk, even if he poured water into the cup blatantly, no one would push alert.

As the boss, Liu Laoding had the most people toasting him, so he was the one who drank the most. He had already started dancing and talking nonsense, and he didn't look like a boss at all.

Kai Wei was satisfied and secretly sent a private message to Nick Nie, asking him to come over to discuss business. It was up to the two bosses, Nick Nie and Liu Laoding.

What Kai Wei is most concerned about is Chen Ating. Does this old lady have a leaky bladder?

Kai Wei looked and looked and looked forward and looked forward, but he couldn't hold it in anymore and ran to the toilet.

"Brother Kang" A young man with raven hair stopped Kai Wei in front of the toilet door, followed by several other young men with similar looks.

"Who are you?"

"I Yixiang"

Only then did Huang Mao Kai realize that these guys had dyed their hair all black again. Very good, aware.

"I'm going to pee first, so keep an eye on me. If you see a middle-aged and elderly woman with pimples on her face coming to the toilet, tease her for me."

"No, Brother Kang, what you said in your private message was to introduce a beautiful woman to me in middle and old age."

"Can't you rely on middle-aged and elderly beauties?"

"But my face is full of pimples"

"Can't beautiful women have pimples? I don't know how to do it?"

Kai Wei whistled and peed.

"Kai"

A voice behind him startled him.

At some point, Nick Nie was already standing behind him.

"Brother Nie, you scared me. Have you just arrived?"

"You've been here all along," Nick Nie said. "I found your location from the counter. It's in Hall 309, right."

"Yeah."

"Then I'll go now."

"Wait a minute," Kai Wei suddenly stopped Nick Nie and said with some worry, "Boss Liu has an old woman named Chen next to her who is a vice president. She doesn't drink. And I heard that this person is very capable in business. Even the boss has to give her 70% of face. So, I'm worried that she will cause trouble and influence you to lower the price."

"Is there anything you can do about this?"

Kai Wei shook his head, "That old lady doesn't like me. I wanted to force her to drink more so that she could come to the toilet, and then let Yixiang and the others tease and tease her. I would be a hero to save the beauty, but no, I would be a hero to save the ugly, so she could see my strength. , so that she can be more polite to me in the future. But you know, if the teasing lasts for a long time, it may have serious consequences, but if the time is too short, she will definitely go back early and affect your business negotiations with my boss."

Nick Nie shook his hair and looked at Kai Wei's scalp with a smile, then reached out and patted his head, saying meaningfully, "Young man, you are still too young."

"I'm young, what do you want to do?" Kai Wei retreated subconsciously, and suddenly his foot was caught by something. He looked down and found a piece of soap thrown on the ground. He was immediately dumbfounded, no way.

"Brother Kang, my sex and orientation are normal, don't mess with me."

"Fuck you!" Nick Nie symbolically slapped Kai Wei across the face, "Who the hell is abnormal?"

"Then why did you throw the soap?" Kai Wei pointed at his feet.

Nick Nie took a look at the soap and immediately opened a compartment, "Fuck"

I saw two men doing exercises in the cubicle

Nick Nie asked angrily, "You two threw the soap?"

One of the men raised his hand and replied, "I threw it purely to catch like-minded playmates, hahaha."

"I'm going to take the things away, don't trip anyone up." Nick Nie closed the door hard, "Oh my God, why are so many gay friends in the world using this method to hint?"

Kai Wei also saw it for the first time and was secretly amazed. But the matter at hand is still important, "Brother Kang, why were you looking at me with a smile just now?"

Nick Nie glanced at the cubicle, motioned for him to keep his voice down, and then whispered, "Divide your brothers into two groups. When that old lady Chen came to the toilet, and asked the first group of brothers to snatch her bag away, she would definitely shout and chase her. The second group of brothers would pretend to be kind-hearted people and help her chase. At this time, if she had a phone in her hand, she might call the police, right here At the right time, the brothers who pretended to be kind-hearted people immediately took her phone away. Then she couldn't call the police, so she would naturally chase her. You kept the first wave of brothers running within her sight, so that you could keep her chasing. It's late at night, it's snowy, and there are few people on the road. If she can't find anyone to help, she will be lured outside, otherwise she won't be able to disturb my business talks."

What a good idea. Kai Wei originally thought that Nick Nie, as a person who did big things, was all about big conspiracies and big tricks, and disdained such small troubles. He didn't expect that he could come up with such a stupid idea. But when he thought about it, Kai Wei's mind was filled with doubts, "What if someone else accompanied her to the toilet?"

"It can only be a woman. It can't be of much help. Don't worry."

"But you are sure she will bring the bag. If you come empty-handed, what are we going to grab?"

"Hahahaha" Nick Nie said with a smile, "Young people don't have enough social experience. Most of these professional women are very particular and never use the toilet paper prepared in the toilet. If you want to bring your own toilet paper into the toilet, you can't hold the paper in your hands and expose it, so you have to stuff it into your bag, so you have to bring a bag."

"If she stuffs the paper into her pocket, wouldn't she need to wrap it up?"

"Why don't you say you don't have enough experience? Your pocket contains money and a phone, and there are a lot of bacteria. Didn't I tell you that professional women are very particular, so they definitely won't put paper in their pockets."

"What if her paper is wrapped in plastic?" Kai Wei continued.

"Damn it, you're telling me, don't be ridiculous with those thin tablets that come in small bags. They are just for wiping your mouth, but you have to pick them out when wiping your butt."

"Oh my god." Kai Wei was so impressed by Nick Nie's analysis. He really understood life so well that he was still young after all.

"What a damn good idea" Kai Wei praised with a thumbs up. Then he went outside to assign tasks to Huang Yixiang and others.

"No, Brother Kang, this is robbery," Huang Yixiang said very worriedly.

"It doesn't count that after you grab her, she just runs around twice and then throws her on the ground."

"But she will remember our faces in case she sues us."

"Don't worry, she is severely short-sighted. You just need to take the opportunity to take off her glasses and make sure you can't see your appearance clearly. But just to be sure, after you do this, you have to change your appearance to avoid the limelight."

"What kind of look should I change?"

"Dye your hair back again"