Chapter 32: The witty Ethan Yi
By Mason Vale · 2238 words
At this time, all eyes on the scene were swept towards Ethan Yi.
It was giving main-character crisis, except the consequences were not aesthetic at all.
"I'm a police officer," Ethan Yi shouted. "Do you know she's a liar?" Ethan Yi pointed at the female host.
At this time, people at the scene looked at each other and whispered, not knowing who to believe.
Ethan Yi looked at the female liar provocatively and thought to himself, you little brat, you have fallen into my hands again.
He originally thought that the female liar would timidly show off her flaws like last time. Unexpectedly, what greeted him this time was the same provocative look from the female liar, as if to say: You kid, you still want to show off to me.
Ethan Yi was stunned, avoided the female liar's gaze, and said to everyone, "Have you ever seen her on TV?"
Everyone’s answer was fairly unanimous:
"No"
“I’ve never seen it before”
"Could he be new?"
"So she is definitely not the host of the TV station," Ethan Yi said.
Kai Wei was also among the crowd. He really wanted to grab Ethan Yi and run away quickly, because if the other party dared to put on such a big show, there must be many accomplices, and among these people who donated money, there must be many shills.
Not to mention that Ethan Yi is a fake police officer, even if it is a real police officer, it is difficult to deal with these liars by one person. But Kai Wei can't take Ethan Yi away because Ethan Yi has already said that he is a police officer. If he escapes, he will become a liar. Now, he only hopes that Ethan Yi can see the problem and find a step to get down by himself.
However, Ethan Yi insisted on showing off to the end. He said to the hostess, "You cheated, and I should have arrested you and put you in the police station. However, I pity you, so let's keep it secret and pay a fine of tens of thousands of yuan."
Kai Wei has a big head: Oh my God, this is a public place. You, a police officer, dare to talk to criminals in front of so many people. Where is justice? Where is justice? Where is the law?
As expected, as Kai Wei expected, when everyone heard this, they all spat at Ethan Yi:
"What are you doing to destroy the police? You are still a public servant of the people. This is what you can say."
"Cao people finally organized a charity event, but they were taken advantage of by a bastard who was seeking public benefit for personal gain."
“You’re grabbing the disaster relief funds, do you have any conscience?”
"Damn it, I pay taxes every month to support you bunch of maggots."
"Brother, when did you pay taxes?"
Ethan Yi was stunned for a moment. His scalp was numb. It was self-defeating. How could he escape?
As he spoke, Ethan Yi threw the microphone on the donation box and was about to squeeze into the crowd. Unexpectedly, he was pushed back by several gentlemen.
"If you want to leave and don't finish explaining everything, don't leave," one of the people shouted.
Another member of the crowd took over and said, "I think he can be dealt with impartially by sending him to the bureau."
"You are stupid, he is a police officer, who can guarantee that they will not collude?"
Oh my god, Ethan Yi knew that he had gone too far with his pretense and pretended to be in. He asked for help and looked for Kai Wei behind the crowd.
Ethan Yi was tall and easily saw Kai Wei. At this moment, Kai Wei was scratching his head anxiously. What should he do and wait for the police to arrive?
"Fuck you!" Suddenly, a righteous member of the public swung his old fist and hit Ethan Yi on the head. Ethan Yi was young and reacted quickly and dodged.
However, if someone is willing to be the first to hit him, there will be a second one to join in the fun. Many people who have done good things finally swarmed him in the name of justice.
In an instant, Ethan Yi was surrounded by a sea of people. Even if Kai Wei jumped up, it would be difficult to find him. Perhaps he was already squatting on the ground holding his head and dying.
Kai Wei looked at the female liar again, and saw that she was crossing her arms over her chest, looking at the chaotic crowd with an evil smile on her face, and her attitude of being a villain was clearly revealed.
"Hahahahahaha" suddenly a member of the crowd stood up straight and held up a card: "It turned out to be a fake certificate and it doesn't even have a stamp."
Another member of the crowd took a look at the ID and shouted, "Not only does it not have a steel seal, the photo posted on it is not of this kid."
Damn, that's a photo of me. Kai Wei hurriedly covered his face with the collar of his windbreaker. Now he was in trouble. He wanted to teach the liar a lesson, but he became a liar instead.
He just wanted to pretend to be a policeman to pull Ethan Yi out. Now that the public sees his photo on the fake ID, if he is involved, it will probably be even worse than Ethan Yi.
"What's going on with Kai Wei?"
It was Xiao Xiang's voice. Kai Wei looked back. Xiao Xiang was followed by a young man about the same size as himself, with handsome features, wearing casual clothes, but with a strong body. Behind the young man were several policemen.
"He was the one who asked me to call the police," Xiao Xiang pointed at Kai Weidao.
The young man showed his ID. Kai Wei looked at it carefully and saw that it had a steel seal.
"I am the criminal police captain of this area, Grant Guo. I am not wearing a police uniform because I am performing a special mission." After saying that, Kai Wei didn't allow Kai Wei to explain, and his eyes were already looking at the noisy crowd.
"My friend is being beaten by a group of them. Please control the situation first and I will explain the reason to you." Kai Wei was worried about Ethan Yi's safety and was very anxious.
"Let's go." Grant Guo, the criminal police captain, waved his hand, and the policemen followed him. Kai Wei also followed, and kept saying, "The person who was beaten is from the same family as you, and his surname is also Guo." This was to urge Grant Guo to stop the conflict as soon as possible.
"Don't move at all," Grant Guo shouted in a loud voice.
However, except for a few people at the back who looked back and then joined the fight, the whole scene did not change at all.
This is what happens when there are too many people. Most people do not do it out of justice, but just to join in the fun and make themselves feel good. If there are few people, you can persuade them, but if there are many people, it will be difficult to control them.
"Damn it!" Grant Guo cursed, took out his pistol, and fired it into the sky with a "bang" sound.
Dangerous Detective, Kai Wei secretly gave a thumbs up in his heart, he is cruel enough, decisive enough, and courageous enough to waste bullets.
Hearing this deafening sound, the crowd finally stopped and looked back. When they saw the gun in Grant Guo's hand, they became even more frightened and moved away from the people crawling on the ground.
Isn't it just Ethan Yi who was beaten? Why are "people" lying on the ground?
This is not surprising. The scene was chaotic and the crowd was crowded. Many people on the inside were squeezed in by people from outside. If they could not stand firmly, they would fall down, thus triggering a stampede. In the eyes of outsiders, it was no longer possible to tell who the real Ethan Yi was. In order to feel happy, they would punch and kick everyone they saw lying down. Therefore, the current situation has been created.
The crowd, including the female host, wanted to leave, but Grant Guo fired another shot into the sky, "Let me see who the hell dares to leave."
The troublemakers were all shocked and stood frozen on the spot.
"Brother" Kai Wei hurriedly got into the crowd and helped a man in a windbreaker, "Sorry, I recognized the wrong person."
Go back and continue to search, search and search, search and search, where is my good friend? He looked at everyone wearing a windbreaker, but there was no sign of Ethan Yi. He would not be beaten under the tower, right?
Kai Wei suddenly felt someone tapping his shoulder. When he looked back, he saw Ethan Yi looking at him mockingly.
"What are you looking for, buddy?" Ethan Yi said with a smile.
"You" Kai Wei couldn't believe his eyes. The Ethan Yi in front of him had a red face but a white face. There were no bruises or scars. His hair was perfectly smoothed and his clothes were clean. He was wearing a windbreaker.
"Where's your windbreaker?" Kai Wei said.
"There" Ethan Yi pointed to a man lying on the ground panting.
Kai Wei looked over, wasn't this guy the one he just admitted?
Ethan Yi walked over, took off the windbreaker from the man, put it on himself, and said to Kai Wei with a smile, "Hahaha, when they came around to beat me, I lay half on the ground, pulled down a guy who was beating me, and rolled us together. I took the opportunity to take off the windbreaker and put it on him, so that he became my scapegoat. Then, people became more and more chaotic, so I took advantage of the chaos to get behind and beat the people in the middle together with the people, hahahaha."
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Kai Wei felt dizzy and almost vomited blood due to Ethan Yi's wit.
"Let's go, let's go." Kai Wei pulled Ethan Yi up and wanted to run away. Although he said that the other party was a liar, Ethan Yi also planned to defraud money in the name of the police, and he was also guilty. The criminal policeman named Grant Guo in front of him knew how to shoot when nothing happened. He was like an animal, and there would definitely be no good results if he fell into his hands.
"Can you explain what happened?" Grant Guo grabbed Kai Wei's clothes.
It's so bad that now, I have no choice but to be a dead horse and become a living horse doctor.
Kai Wei cleared his throat and said, "It's like this. There are liars here to cheat. He glanced at the female host as he said it. My buddy didn't like them, so he took a fake police ID card I bought from a roadside stall and teased them as a policeman." Kai Wei said this in a low voice, only Grant Guohe could hear it, because he was worried that the liars would refute him after hearing it.
Grant Guo didn't say anything else and walked towards the female host again. Suddenly he lowered his head and saw something, which was Kai Wei's fake police ID, so he picked it up and stuffed it into his pocket.
Kai Wei secretly thought, “Oh no, we’re in trouble now.”
Grant Guo patted the donation billboard and whispered to the female host, "What's going on? You're from a TV station?"
The female host was frightened now and trembled, "No, no, no, I am a wedding host. Several people who claimed to be from the TV station came to me and asked me to give me money to help them host donation activities, so I came." Her voice was also very low. Kai Wei and Ethan Yi in the distance did not know what she was talking about.
"Who are these people?" Grant Guo asked next.
"He still has him." The female host pointed in the direction of Kai Wei and Ethan Yi.
"F*ck" Ethan Yi cursed and stepped forward, but was stopped by two policemen. Ethan Yi had no choice but to say: "What the hell are you talking about?"
Grant Guo then asked, "It's just the two of them."
"Yeah, yeah," the hostess nodded.
"Okay, I trust you to come and I'll take you home." Gentleman Grant Guo extended his hand in a friendly manner.
The hostess reached out tremblingly, and with a click, a shining silver handcuff locked her up.
Grant Guo smiled coldly, "Miss, you just debuted, you are so good at lying."
"How did you see that?" The female host said this, but she didn't want to be self-inflicted.
Grant Guo smiled and said, "Of course I won't tell you if I figure it out. Otherwise, if all you liars have learned the lesson, how can I solve the case?"
"Take them all back," Grant Guo said sternly.